A status page nobody had ever updated during an incident

A status page maintained since 2022, updated eleven times, none of them during an actual outage.

why: updating it was step 9 of the incident runbook,
after the technical steps, and by step 9 the incident
was over.

what moved:

  step 1  acknowledge
  step 2  POST the status page: investigating
  step 3  everything else

and a command that does step 2 in one line, so it is
not a browser tab during an incident.

Putting the communication before the diagnosis feels wrong and is right — the people reading the status page need to know somebody is looking, not what is wrong. Making it a command rather than a web form is what got it done, because a browser login at three in the morning is a step everybody skips.