Log levels agreed in writing, finally

Eight severity levels, used by four people with four different interpretations, producing a log where error meant nothing in particular.

| level    | means                          | wakes somebody |
|----------|--------------------------------|----------------|
| critical | the service cannot serve       | yes            |
| error    | one operation failed and a     | no             |
|          | human must eventually act      |                |
| warning  | recovered, or degraded         | no             |
| info     | a business event worth keeping | no             |
| debug    | development only, 7-day        | no             |
|          | retention                      |                |

The column that resolved the arguments is the last one: whether a level wakes somebody is a concrete question with a concrete answer, and everything else follows from it. Three of the eight PSR-3 levels are unused here by agreement, which is fine — a level nobody can define is worse than a level nobody uses.