turkerdev/mysql-mcp, and what a protocol for tool access actually requires. The authorisation model is the host’s problem, which means it is all yours.
Four mechanisms built between 2023 and 2025, and the first incident where all of them were exercised at once. The absence alert is the one that did the…
A query that was fine at four hundred thousand rows, acceptable at four million, and unusable at twelve. A query whose cost grows with the data is not…
A synced pattern on forty-one pages, nine of which had been detached and were now divergent copies. Detaching is one click with no confirmation and no subsequent indication,…
A reporting database rebuilt nightly, and a failure that produced a stale copy rather than an error. A half-completed rebuild is worse than a failed one because the…
An alert per integration that fires when it stops doing anything, which is the category nobody adds. Every alert we had was for a value being too high…
An API key making four hundred requests a day, belonging to nobody we had a record of. A key labelled “test” making four hundred production requests a day…