Six weeks of writing two columns, and a check that they agree. The nightly agreement check is what makes a dual-write window safe, and it caught exactly the…
A monthly report on retention that nobody read, converted into three assertions that fail. A report describes and an assertion fails, and the difference is whether anybody has…
Eleven reporting indexes dropped from production tables, measured on the write path. The median saving is trivial and the tail is not, which is the usual shape of…
An online schema change tool that works by adding triggers, on a table an outbox relay polls. The tool is well understood and the interaction with an existing…
A monthly check that has failed twice in two years, reporting clean for the fourteenth consecutive month. A check that has stopped failing is either a solved problem…
A drill against the offsite copy rather than the primary, which took considerably longer for a reason nobody had costed. A recovery objective quoted from the fast path…
Two years of read splitting, and the twelfth place that had to read the primary. Naming the two reads differently is what keeps the count knowable — twelve…