Http::fake without an assertion tests that your code did not crash, which is not the same as testing that it called anything. The catch-all returning a 500 is…
PHP has no generics, so @return list<Order> is a promise to the analyser and a comment to the engine. The annotations are genuinely useful and are genuinely unenforced:…
Promoted properties are assigned before the constructor body runs, so validation in the body reads either the parameter or the property and gets the same value. Mixing promoted…
Octane keeps the application in memory between requests, so a static property set during one request is visible to the next one — including one belonging to a…
Octane rebinds the container per request, and an object that captured a dependency at construction keeps the old one. Injecting the container to avoid capturing is a pattern…
40ms becomes 8ms, and the fourth request returns another customer’s data. The shared-nothing assumption is load-bearing in more places than anybody had counted.
match (true) is a conditional expression, which is the form most people find last and use most. The value over an if-chain is that it is an expression,…
A fluent method returning self tells the analyser the base class, so every chained call on a subclass loses its type after the first link. static as a…